A mouse for office saints seeking wellness.

Welcome to The Cubicle Saint

Your Satirical Sanctuary for Office Life, Wellness & Return-to-Office Survival

Our Creed.

At The Cubicle Saint, we celebrate the sacred rituals of modern office life: the morning coffee, the holy commute, the eternal meeting invite. As workers are called back to the office, we provide spiritual (and satirical) guidance to help you find balance, wellness, and maybe even joy under fluorescent light.

  • Mock liturgy & daily readings for cubicle survival
  • Genuine ergonomic + wellness tips (framed in humor)
  • Community of RTO survivors who share your pain (and memes)

rto – burnout.

Blessings of the Cubicle

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Daily Readings

Eternal Wi-Fi Blessings

Finally, Wi-Fi that works! Blessed be those who survive endless buffering.

Printer of Infinite Patience

Printer jams? Fear not. Infinite patience and holy staples are bestowed.

Holy Lounge of Ergonomics

Sit, slump, sigh! The holy lounge forgives your back pain and rage.

Sanctified Zoom Chambers

Enter Zoom hell, blessed are the muted; meetings shall torment no more.

Sacred Coffee Devotions

Coffee: the one true miracle keeping us sane through RTO chaos.

Eternal Cubicle Access

Your cubicle awaits 24/7; suffer through fluorescent purgatory with grace.
Pandemic Stress

Pandemic Stress

July 1, 2021 Pandemic StressMany people's physical well-being has been severely impacted by the outbreak. COVID-19 is also doing havoc on our mental health, with potentially serious long-term consequences. Have you felt tired?  Are you also unmotivated? I'm sure...

Learning To Take Time For Yourself

Learning To Take Time For Yourself

June 15, 2021 Learning To Take Time For YourselfThe past year has been a challenge. The pandemic has forced us to pivot, and in some cases do more than normal. Cutbacks have forced many to take on new workloads. For those in the I.T sector, for some, this past year...

Food For Thought, Literally!

Food For Thought, Literally!

June 1, 2021 Food For Thought, Literally!Last year, during the start of the pandemic I tried to start a garden. My grandfather had a farm, so it can’t be that hard, right? I am a novice at this, so I started with kale and Chinese cabbage. I didn’t take time to read a...

Shop / Merch.

Bring the faith to your desk. Our mugs, shirts, posters, and stickers carry the blessings of The Cubicle Saint into your office. Perfect for confusing HR, amusing coworkers, or keeping yourself sane.

Bless This Daily Grind Starter Pack

Mug + Sticker Set

  • Mug + Stickers
  • Shirts + Hats
  • More office survival essentials

Disciple Pack

Mug + T-Shirt

  • Mug
  • T-Shirt
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Prophet Pack

Full Bundle

  • Mug, Shirt, & more
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  • and so much more…

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The Cubicle Saint is more than a website! It’s a congregation of office warriors, cubicle prophets, and weary commuters looking for laughter and light in the grind. Whether you’re a burned-out help desk worker, a manager surviving endless stand-ups, or a freelancer who secretly misses the cubicle, there’s a pew here for you.

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